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Barney and Cathy come up with a plan to find out which of them is the most attractive.
🔗 Much because if you were a poet.
🔗 You were not expected at the age of thirty to stop writing your poetry you write
🔗 your poetry to you can write no more and
🔗 that might be your last poem just before you die. I believe the same with them.
🔗 So just because my legs won't kick
🔗 and I can't do huge leaps of double pirouettes doesn't mean
🔗 that don't through me isn't still eloquent.
🔗 I'm wanting to speak
🔗 and move my speaking the movement is the down the chest moving up
🔗 and down the eyelids and closing.
🔗 So I believe my last dumps will be my last link
🔗 but of course there may be more dunces after
🔗 that ARE
🔗 YOU LISTENING TO dumped your life away the cello music was composed
🔗 and performed by Jack in Johnson and the programme is presented
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🔗 tomorrow morning at night now on B.B.C.
🔗 Radio four grown up humor about three long married couples starring Kerry got lemon.
🔗 John Thompson Sienna Allen Charlie Higson Laura Aikman and Jack Daugherty.
🔗 This week. Bonnie
🔗 and Kathy find a risky way of settling a bet which of them is now the most to try.
🔗 To other people along down the mad line.
🔗 Don't start by Jack talking to
🔗 thinking just wondering what happened in a week all that left over by the night
🔗 and eyes where you think I'll just if we split so who get more action.
🔗 To me wouldn't you think so.
🔗 You of on this punk you know via white.
🔗 When you're talking about roll over in the back in the day.
🔗 Now back to that baby I'm talking to now who's main just age better than women.
🔗 Julianne mole.
🔗 Helen Mirren Susan Sarandon Yeah but really Julianne Moore There's a thousand.
🔗 Oh I was about to say like you know.
🔗 That when the played well.
🔗 I thought I was
🔗 and not like Julianne Moore Yeah like he's aged well like a mature is still ten
🔗 veiny and sweaty and you can see and you can smell him from the God
🔗 For your information someone hey tell me last night the whites are in
🔗 and I'm not and it was bleak
🔗 or if we try to find some socketed Mary so we can get up.
🔗 For the save from Frankford so he probably doesn't need a possible first
🔗 date terms of that.
🔗 Oh the steed like twenty's early thirty's
🔗 and these are for your money to speak here. You're so naive Kathy.
🔗 Well I haven't seen you being multiple recently. Well I'm not on the market.
🔗 I'm not putting the volleyed giving them beyond.
🔗 You genuinely saying that you're more attractive than me I am. Yeah.
🔗 I was go as far as to say. Mark.
🔗 Katz and I came in. Interesting. Well.
🔗 We're going to down the pub and see you get picked up kind of tinder.
🔗 Tinder that were the dating. Most rights White's win for real.
🔗 And delicious exile and we really are very clever.
🔗 Well once I work out what had to be hope it was strange raining.
🔗 And funny. I really have hit the bull's eye.
🔗 Now I thought we might go to the antiquarian bookseller this dolphin
🔗 and there's a talk on seventeenth century Portuguese cartography and just
🔗 when I thought the roller coaster couldn't get any more thrilling.
🔗 Oh I'm sorry that I have with evening. You really dark slow.
🔗 I can't believe you'd rather spend the evening with a bowl of fruit than me oh
🔗 we've got proof behind. We're on light study now like study what you nudity.
🔗 Yes What a way to spend an evening painting some exhibitionist old lady.
🔗 Is the man actually right.
🔗 So she spends her evening in the company of a naked man not the greatest news I've
🔗 ever had. I may be the Lucien Freud lardy Butterball with no worry.
🔗 But what if he's a delicate was a marble butter to Dona spread eagle on a raft.
🔗 How do I find out. I have to be sly. Was he like.
🔗 You then supplementing is income while he trained for the Olympics.
🔗 You didn't put even.
🔗 Crown balls. Rowing.
🔗 I think the Italians have as it's still a strong team at the moment.
🔗 Now if you tally and just suddenly wondered into our marriage. Right.
🔗 I need to remind her that she doesn't need a beefburger
🔗 when she's got a thirty five day aged steak
🔗 and you know what Alex what are you part is all me all strip.
🔗 If you get the oils I'll drink myself over the breakfast bar.
🔗 Oh David I'd love to
🔗 but I've got to get a homemade think Cleena.
🔗 Sink cleaner you hope your life will spill out like a sensual French film
🔗 but more often than not it's like an informational for Bishop's Stortford.
🔗 OK what's your profile.
🔗 You like you might be a kid in another car who got in front of the telly.
🔗 Yeah was killed. I was married a simpleton.
🔗 When you see it in black and white.
🔗 You know guzzling cake
🔗 and watching Ice Road Truckers because I think he's a poor kid is going to be a
🔗 Let's say you're saying you're really looking at taking about three
🔗 stones ago.
🔗 If you didn't like breaking so much stress by diving
🔗 you were once in a cell.
🔗 Yes I went with the intention of skydiving. And I were right.
🔗 Wait till you hear this one.
🔗 Everyone I have married a pretentious stake is only going in for a quote.
🔗 As another call said Reality is the only word
🔗 that should be in inverted commas is what the quote.
🔗 It's intriguing you want to quote it fits the picture.
🔗 Well how about who I told a PI. OK fair enough.
🔗 What's a girl like the school and see what happens ready ready.
🔗 OK we're in the House today. I've been right swiped.
🔗 Already let me see. Yeah no no I don't quite good looking. You don't my type.
🔗 He doesn't do skydiving.
🔗 So you got anyone yet given the new circulate.
🔗 Words spreading around the conduct community.
🔗 There's a new guy and another what I don't know that I don't know.
🔗 We have lift off there we go. I've got one that said look let me say it was a.
🔗 Oh well and some story and that's
🔗 when like they thought I had been beaten by a better woman should I pack your bags.
🔗 Was she wearing. I think the Ukrainian national trend.
🔗 And why she holding the chicken dowry.
🔗 I can love it don't jump to judgment and don't play no telephone nation bolts.
🔗 Would you mind if I won some tend not sign
🔗 and if you want to bring anyone back you can do them up stairs and how bad the day.
🔗 Amy outs. Bonnie's on to and what.
🔗 It's good to know. Yes because she's only. Robin a competition.
🔗 And I want to piece of the action. I want to take Bonnie down. I'm back.
🔗 Look at the name and he's always thought eighty's better look in the make
🔗 but he's not announced my chance to prove it.
🔗 Every male friendship is a fight to the death.
🔗 We may be having a friendly kick about all comparing jobs but underneath.
🔗 It's a Western saloon and it's dance feller dance.
🔗 Doesn't really mean this much get a chance to humiliate to destroy my best friend.
🔗 So why Bonnie get more right twice
🔗 when you go on plays well maybe you're not to everyone say I mean I like it
🔗 but you you may be a little bit special interest.
🔗 What do you mean special interests. Well you know in the top shelf.
🔗 You know the song. Read their magazines the slightly odd take you know the.
🔗 The ground is the fatties you're not cats agree. Just so if you look at my profile.
🔗 There's nothing special about being interested in that.
🔗 Oh my God I wish you could see this is wearing a kind of dress shit
🔗 but he can button to his belly
🔗 and there's a lot further on Shoney's he could look at his face
🔗 and I think he's going for a cheeky twinkle But it's it's going to cross the site
🔗 like he's looking into two different directions
🔗 but they may be deliberate maybe trying to attract them to a time haven't you
🔗 to link the sure about the tagline on the photo. Fancy a bit of this.
🔗 Yes because women still respond to the caveman machismo
🔗 it's weird.
🔗 Even when your husband's trying to attract to the women you can
🔗 or want to help him. I think you should lose the tag line
🔗 and maybe go with another photo who of those has a history with women leave it to
🔗 the experts I've had many many many many women before usually
🔗 many many many many right let's go live
🔗 cameras all have a good leap.
🔗 Give me a moment the curtain is going to get its work in the church hall
🔗 and I want to bring my painting Athena see what it looks like right well that's a
🔗 provocative move in a high stakes game hanging your painting of a young naked
🔗 Italian rower at the bottom of the marital bed. What he's saying is jolly good.
🔗 If he sees part.
🔗 So that's what twenty year old buttocks look like the combined age of his buttocks
🔗 don't even add up to the age of one of my daughters.
🔗 He didn't have to have a good story in a court of buttocks to talk to my one
🔗 but a god. Life is cruel. Even when I had. Buttocks like that.
🔗 I didn't have buttocks like that. So.
🔗 It was the other side of the painting like you know what I mean.
🔗 Oh well a bit disappointing to be honest but then it was cold.
🔗 Yes. Disappointing.
🔗 He may have Adela quite OS but he's from size around the front.
🔗 So nothing like nothing like yours no honestly he's so proud of
🔗 it and it's like putting him a Sadie's symbol on a clapped out hundreds seasick.
🔗 Reisa like that when he had to watch.
🔗 Yes I did want to check on the camera school.
🔗 You say probable.
🔗 So that's twenty seven and counting. That's just Maine for you.
🔗 They're not very discerning they're like dogs on heat.
🔗 I mean if you got Bonnie he's got one so far I'm playing the long game.
🔗 I will get you up on how many you want in the event.
🔗 Yet you want to be Bonnie and the only reason.
🔗 Now I didn't go on in the end he was to childish.
🔗 So you upload your profile now took it down the house can see which of the photos
🔗 to go to give it back to people I look at a coffee.
🔗 Well well look here is
🔗 I'd be careful if you two ever get to go to Kiev.
🔗 She's. Ukrainian Boni right.
🔗 She's holding a chicken by any chance.
🔗 Anyone know the corn one this is unbelievable.
🔗 Maybe we should go on a double take when the Tanya. See you.
🔗 She prefers what she said in a message to you you out of my special interest.
🔗 Yes a man will bat means that she's. Especially interested in it.
🔗 Yeah yeah yeah it's broken English.
🔗 It's not that she thinks we're a kind of top shelf weed special interest pot boy.
🔗 Now she's just she just a woman looking for a good time a few lines
🔗 and a coupe and
🔗 and maybe a can.
🔗 Oh it's come to this you think if we were great he would be having all this trouble
🔗 no no. Oh that's a great thing about being gay is a life long for a girl.
🔗 If we were gay.
🔗 If you think more action to me wouldn't be the
🔗 group. What are you talking about no chat.
🔗 Care to make it interesting grind grind.
🔗 Right. Hello everyone. It.
🔗 Where you can only be explained. Ollie now.
🔗 I think it's great that poor Dana has to founded a limpy an effort by modeling.
🔗 So I've paid him of infill obviously that leaves.
🔗 The no shaped hole in proceedings but I am more than happy to stand in and plug it.
🔗 They get me. My wife everyone.
🔗 She seen it all before of coke every nook and cranny she.
🔗 Stolen a march on the wall. Now I'll just drop the kimono.
🔗 And then when you want me reclining on the autumn when would
🔗 that be to everyone's liking. I apologize in advance. It is rather cold.
🔗 UNAMA little nervous. So I hope it isn't a disappointment for you all so here goes.
🔗 Right. I'll just lie down and stretch out now when you want this.
🔗 So why should I drape it over my thigh so.
🔗 You want to feel it standing over the side of the ottoman.
🔗 Not everyone does.
🔗 Enough with it as you all did for come on you might be a little bit proud at the
🔗 gaffes in the attempt
🔗 and you're not going to talk well with painting you know what I need to know we
🔗 have a pet name for it
🔗 and I mean they seem very interested to hear about the pipeline
🔗 and when was Mrs Murchison OK She fainted stingy.
🔗 No she was just a little startled not just the thing I thought she captured it
🔗 maybe well. Well you guys of today.
🔗 Alice is painting and I'm modeling life study.
🔗 Oh what a shame they won't get to see it then the studies.
🔗 Well we're having an exhibition up the looks kind of.
🔗 If I do hope they hang the paintings Well it's because then they'll be well how
🔗 long I thought I'll just settle the tab on this.
🔗 Sorry about that now. Don't tell. Holly for getting it.
🔗 Damn the paintings and what do you guys up there.
🔗 Oh we just work you know I'm trying to profile.
🔗 The site.
🔗 Yes it's a badge who's more attractive to gay men which way you think will go the
🔗 net. Depends which category you're going for category.
🔗 Yet there are so many subcultures engaged life.
🔗 Google it. Well she has. You know she's right. You know.
🔗 Bad as twinks little boys. It's a minefield.
🔗 I just don't know which could be trying to appeal to all COBOL might just be opt
🔗 out. Between. Before ours.
🔗 Nothing Ommaney that nothing not a hate to make the scene.
🔗 Yeah maybe we should rethink our profiles.
🔗 And I want to cheat but shave a few years off the photos.
🔗 What do you reckon is a gallery agency
🔗 carries gallery minor grinded How did you know
🔗 I'm here. How do you know I'm anywhere G.P.X..
🔗 It's a local pub but I didn't reply was obviously just take it a punt.
🔗 But we'll see. Right. You know it's raining is it I don't think so.
🔗 I didn't have a chicken physically. Well it's not my colleagues to be honest.
🔗 With that special interest. Can you tell him to see you tell him silly.
🔗 No I don't want to appear homophobic alright but you know let him down gently.
🔗 I have to admit I can't help but feel a little bit flattered. My first gay crush.
🔗 Nice to get the attention. And you go.
🔗 Well he says he understands that we might be a couple
🔗 but if so we still with the three WIFE We are not to sixty eight of being gay
🔗 for less than a day and I'm already in a threesome.
🔗 Only has to go to the all exhibition we don't have to we're not the whole roomful
🔗 of Nike David. I wonder what it looks like in the flesh. I don't think so.
🔗 Interestingly stress they just hearing it to the exclusion of all others penises
🔗 are a subdivision of all.
🔗 Kathy you've always been that side of things satisfying.
🔗 My advice to any young woman starting out on they swallowed Is this a then
🔗 when presented with a to lead just fine panic.
🔗 Give me the whole of what to do where you.
🔗 That kind of thing. Yeah yes more than enough.
🔗 Good good. I'm glad because the reality is it's a bit like
🔗 when you said it arrives at a restaurant and it's not what you wanted
🔗 but you just say to anyway. I'll get it.
🔗 Well this if we could pop into the exhibition but I don't want to stay long.
🔗 There's a gallery to say No I came in he says it
🔗 really like to totally count to go away. The only thing.
🔗 Is kind of my boyfriend.
🔗 What's what we see the bit of a shine to me that had been in Iraq.
🔗 Grinder. He claimed he was back and looking the ME
🔗 and he's not better looking than me. The Gary proves it.
🔗 OK but enough being beaten by you twenty seven one thirty five thirty.
🔗 And you are still stuck a lot.
🔗 Because you just want to see what do you. Tell him it's not him.
🔗 It's me he says you need to understand why release it
🔗 when you start living a lie that you tell him you are my wife.
🔗 Yes And he said he had a wife once.
🔗 What am I going to do you know what I'm like with door to door salesman.
🔗 I can't say no to this about twenty marigolds under the kitchen think I can say no
🔗 that homeless man every relationship I've ever been in was basically because I just
🔗 couldn't say no to every relationship.
🔗 Not you and the pair of America love absolutely no Anyway if we went with
🔗 that analogy you wouldn't be married gold.
🔗 You'd be like the device
🔗 or you know the scraper you know more of a high end luxury item can be.
🔗 I know I mean they stay in the calendar the day I.
🔗 I discovered
🔗 that to my husband I was nothing more than a giant pair of merry go south.
🔗 When by a trend.
🔗 Well I invited him to the exhibition he really likes me he I'll finish was in there.
🔗 Well I'm headed out like. When you go in. I mean bonus replying.
🔗 If you don't see Gary tonight and.
🔗 I don't know why he sees him but he won't worry Afghanis know all
🔗 that message. It is the goal was to be honest.
🔗 He's a very special a national interest.
🔗 Yeah the will of the show will be interesting.
🔗 He says the in part on getting us to change the profiles to remember what I went to
🔗 the office party dressed as one of the village people I could see the chap in the
🔗 dress. You don't want to think to be trying to rob you're probably right.
🔗 Silly me oh being gaining.
🔗 Who would you go for if you were a lesbian difficult.
🔗 A good instinct go lipstick lesbian
🔗 but if you talk of betrayal of the sisterhood so magical for a male idea of beauty.
🔗 So no color Delevingne and sadly no then you would want to go to fold walk in a
🔗 that which you own not the fold walking.
🔗 If we were lesbians who do you think could get more action they may win.
🔗 Try to make it interesting. Guardian so might.
🔗 Let's keep it classy. Well what do you think Alice.
🔗 Not to see them all up on the wall.
🔗 Everywhere you look it's like I'm Indiana Jones in the pits of snakes.
🔗 What do you think of. Mrs Murchison. Yes it's unusual.
🔗 I passed
🔗 and it wouldn't go on a little smiley face on the end of it in this should be
🔗 reverent you know what is the best modelling you really captured me but then it.
🔗 Cause you're intimately acquainted with it. Yeah.
🔗 Financial people be thinking we study the work imagining the two of us together
🔗 maybe reclining you pole vaulter David to
🔗 stop talking about yourself. This is my exhibition this evening is about me.
🔗 Of course not cool. Oh I meant to tell you one of the chat.
🔗 So that he might have to roll out your painting of the poster. How about that.
🔗 It would be the tennis go scratching
🔗 or often those who are here before you most cause an effect is a strange thing
🔗 isn't it. One day you accept a drink from a distinguished looking older man
🔗 and then sixty years later there's a headline in the newspaper penis guy's wife
🔗 dies. OK let's see if we have a winner.
🔗 I mean if you've got just the one. Oh I got you. What about you. Oh I've got you.
🔗 Well. Oh no one else. How about that yet we're still make.
🔗 Well we are good friends economy makes sense. Here we know each other so well.
🔗 Oh God this is all quite all full to change the whole vibe between us because going
🔗 to laugh it off and I must never let her know
🔗 that I just spent the last five minutes imagining having sex with her.
🔗 To get going. So more or less do much.
🔗 Each week a month.
🔗 Did I say munch munch loves. Yeah let's munch some lunch.
🔗 I'll call you tomorrow. But maybe just as well you're not my side.
🔗 What you mean by that would just that you said that you were this
🔗 or into the lipstick lesbian thing so. Well I'm no coward elevating.
🔗 I wasn't saying that what my doctrine. No no no no no you know walking.
🔗 Well that's how you see me isn't it. The fold. Walking mad bad hair in a pair.
🔗 Dungarees Let's wipe you on let's wipe was left white yourself.
🔗 Hello everyone. And in fact have your attention.
🔗 Welcome to the league Catholic tradition we have three rooms that still life.
🔗 The abstract and in the final Royal like study. Featuring my young wife.
🔗 Well after work. David Ritz aligning with the pipeline.
🔗 It's not actually gold
🔗 that I enjoy. You know.
🔗 Just for the life stories room
🔗 and his own burly Farallon Bowl will have sold out in a flash don't
🔗 make no mistake about. Gary. No show.
🔗 Maybe he's not coming over college or
🔗 that no way has no show doesn't negate his initial interest.
🔗 It's still one nil to me oh my god. Barney I've just seen the life studies.
🔗 You should see it if you like a rope.
🔗 It's just dangling a rope over a prison wall.
🔗 It's dragging on the ground.
🔗 I guess expecting to see no prisoners shimmying
🔗 but I much prefer yours. Yeah of course.
🔗 Oh my God Oh not another one both as a book fade a pipe
🔗 and after the baby I'm still open my body.
🔗 Are you coming true to life studies will give you the third.
🔗 Yeah I'll be right there. Dave it's well area. There's a lot to see.
🔗 So the same to you. I sighed.
🔗 You know I don't really fancy seeing your husband's penis.
🔗 That is any consolation to you. Neither do I.
🔗 Not a huge console a should know
🔗 but it's it's something to cling to in the heaving seas of life. Listen.
🔗 If you are now I just want to apologize now nothing to apologize for I apologize.
🔗 I just want you to know that if that did it for me I'd be the luckiest woman alive.
🔗 Oh well thanks Kathy. Same goes for me too.
🔗 Just don't grab a drink till Sunday I'll see you a while I'm going to treatment
🔗 with Fiona we need to make up what happened. Now has to say OK right.
🔗 Looking guy coming out of the lot still the best Gary looks like the fuck.
🔗 Michael go.
🔗 He is not
🔗 that bad film especially Shrek though even top shelf
🔗 and under the count the.
🔗 OK pony when he comes over to just say hi and then explain the whole stupid and.
🔗 Just nodded at me. Oh shucks talk to David. He's laughing.
🔗 That's a very switch I just looked he said you know for Dave you didn't.
🔗 Alison a little this unbelievable get your hands off of him he's my marigolds
🔗 shamanistic or on the just plain insensitive.
🔗 Well it's all nil no fairness just does that's what we're going to do.
🔗 Oh well we could try to a new bar in town
🔗 but the Ukrainian place to do it will pick up a ticket on the way
🔗 top stop was written by Jack talkative.
🔗 It's our floor a can be an island. Jack Daugherty carry government.
🔗 Charlie Higson and John Thompson the producer was clad Jones
🔗 and it was a radio comedy production
🔗 Radio four chilling drama tracks continues.
🔗 Listening to play Legend the
🔗 plane crash has left many unanswered questions that someone.
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